Does this mean we should make our parents play WoW... →
Dean Pelton is just owning my Tumblr today...
because he deserves it.
I am now imagining this exchange in a future...
Abed: Oh, everyone needs to be extra careful this week.
Jeff: Why's that?
Abed: It's Sweeps Week. High-rating shows always have some big mind-blowing event in Sweeps Week to get ratings. Someone dies, or there's a natural disaster.
Jeff: Abed, for the last time, this is not one of those shows!
Abed: No, you're probably right. Some shows just have some big Oscar-winning actor make an appearance.
Jeff: This is Greendale. I doubt there's an Oscar-winning actor in the entire state, let alone one about to walk through the study room door.
Dean Pelton: *walks through the study room door* Hel-looooooo!
funnyordie: Shit People Don’t Say in LA with David Spade, Alison Brie and Tommy Lee Here’s the shit people DON’T say in Los Angeles. “Wow, I’m really impressed with your car” “Thanks, I got it cause I have a tiny dick”
Dear Brooklyn Decker...
dialout: Hmngnfmfnngggg. She’s a baaaabe.